Summer Classes for Men
at the
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7: 00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

As a follow on from my earlier post, here is some more free Poser hair.

AprilYSH

AprilYSH has provides five unique hair models.

Qraffx

Qraffx provides five different  hair models.

Maria

Maria provides the following hair models:

• Curly Katsaro Hair
• Katsaro2 Curly Hair for Poser (thicker version)
• Neraida Fairy Hair
• Katsaro3 – CurlyOnTheSide
• Posable Extensions for Katsaro Hair
• Wavy Tresses
• Katsaro Curly Tails
• Pregipessa Hair
• Posable Pregipessa Hair
• Wavy Tresses Fit for V4

Mint3D

Mint3D has two free hair items available.

Guest Author – Victoria Abreo

I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, three “nanoseconds” must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete.

I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets, and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:
1– To make an appointment to see me.
2– To query a missing payment.
3– To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4– To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5– To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6– To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7– To leave a message on my computer. (A password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.)
8– To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
9– To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.

Your Humble Client

(Remember: This was written by a 98-year-old woman.)

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:       

Dear Grand-daughter,
        
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker ..
        
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..
        
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
        
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the
light had changed.
        
It  is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t
honked,  I’d never have noticed.
        
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
        
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like  crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of
God!’

‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’
        
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
        
Everyone started honking!
        
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people.
        
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! 

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach. 
  I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the  air. 
 I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
        
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
        
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
and gave him the good luck sign right back.
        
My grandson burst out laughing.
        
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
        
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.
        
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through  the intersection.
        
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.
        
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.  Praise the Lord
for such wonderful folks!!
        
Will write again soon,
        
Love,  Grandma

Following on from the earlier post, here is a look at some more Star Wars content for Poser and DazStudio.

LadySythe

LadySythe has produced an excellent Darth Maul set for M3.

lucky2563

lucky2563 has created a very nice Twi’lek Headpiece for Aiko 4.

Lythas

Lythas has a set of Mandalorian Armor available in obj format and separate MAT files available. This is the armor that Jango and Bobba Fett wears.

3D Menagerie

3D menagerie provides a model and textures for creating Wookies. These are downloadable here:

• Very Tall Guy in a Hairy Yak Suit (Wookie)
• Textures

Fantasy 3D

Fantasy 3D has a small number of Star Wars characters available at the bottom of the page.

magneto1969

magneto1969 has produced the following items:

• M3 and M4 Rebel Helmet
• Probe Droid
• TIE Fighter and Pilot
• Darth Vaders TIE Fighter

Pulp Fantasy

Pulp Fantasy has produce a nice TIE Fighter and X-Wing model.